okay, back from 'swtzzz'ville... im gonna do a recap of 2 days here, yesterday and today, to make things simple...
Went to the Undang seminar with the Shaun yesterday... note: i use 'the' here because no one can compare with is idiocy... sry... went to his house around 7.30, went up to his crib... rummaged through his dvd collection, which 1/4 of it is mine... zzzz... rummaged through his cd collection and borrowed the Ronan Keating album from him... Should've taken the Michael Learns To Rock album, bt wadevs... went down to wait for ahbeng at 8.15... Gold Vios, nice... Reached the place in less than 5 minutes, should've walked, save petrol... after register, went into the bilik kuliah to wait...
the seminar was sipek boring... haiz... the first guy was boring... yapped on and on about rules and regulation... zzzz... went for lunch at 12.30... went bak to class at 1... a different guy took over... this guy was talking about "hantu"... apparently, it's his favourite word... quote
"u buka mulut satu kali, seekor hantu masuk; u buka mulut dua kali, dua ekor hantu masuk; u buka mulut tiga kali, tiga ekor masuk; liao u mia kepala akan terasa berat dan akan terngantuk"
buka mulut here refers to yawning...
"ada satu kali, apabila saya bawa kereta, stering saya tak boleh pusing; saya ingat akan tuhan dan ucap Allah... kemudian, stering itu boleh guna... saya pusing stering itu dan tekan brek... kerata itu drift 3 saat... ini menunjukkan kehebatan Tuhan"
There were these two guys who didnt know how to speak bm, so he spoke in eng a bit:
"u, u have religion?" the guy answered no. "no religion?! Then when u meet with ghost how?? Die lar!!!"
swtzzzzz
went bak at 3.15.. slept the rest of the afternoon... went to ttn at nite... the fun begins here...
as u know, RB goes to ttn here... haha... so, RB is a racist boy, as said before.. he was going on and on about arabic and what not... and on english names...
"the chinese have english names like Fish and what not, so my english name is Moose"
That makes it Moose Lim (muslim)... swtzzzz
He wrote my name out in arabic... the pic is below, keat?? funny guy... laughed the entire time there...
went to pasar malam today... actually i jz came bak...
went wif pk, yong wei and a few of pk's frens... nt realli much happened, except they, they here referring to pk and yong wei, kena tembak by the ais kacang girl.. hahaha... and they tembak bak oso... yongwei's 'lover' so sohai de... zzzz.... a line that we were too chicken to say:
"miss, i heard u are inti's school flower" zzz
hahahahahaha....
walked bak wif yong wei... o yea, i gt so freakin scared by the stupid dog near pk's house... didn't even know it was there... scared the s**t out of me...
dunno wad my neighbour is doing now... so noisy... i think they are singing karaoke... lousy rendition of "my love"... my ears hurt... Ahhhhhh!!!!!
ps. i wont write about the mornings cuz i wake up at 11 daily =)
my name...
Ronan Keating!!!! Good looking b@$t@rd
Lousy Book (back cover)
Lousy Book (front cover)
Look at the car go by
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